Being a premed can be tough. You study extremely hard and dedicate most of your time to extracurricular activities. But when you decide to go out, here is a list of premed pick up lines you can use to woo the opposite sex.

1. This very selective oligonucleotide has been probing for just the right target for long-term hybridization.

2. Baby, if I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

3. You’re cosine^2 and I’m sine^2… because baby, together we’re one.

4. You have nice paravertebrals.

5. I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

6. Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.

7. Ménage a trios! Ligand seeks two receptors into binding and mutual phosphorylation. Let’s get together and transduce some signals

8. Have you heard the latest health report? You should increase your intake of vitamin ME.

9. Baby you’re so hot that you denature my proteins.

10. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

 

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Edward Chang is the Co-founder and Director of Operations of ProspectiveDoctor.com. He graduated from the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA and is currently a urology resident at the University of Washington. He also attended UCLA as an undergraduate, graduating with a major in Molecular, Cell, and Developmental Biology. If you are interested in contributing to ProspectiveDoctor.com, please contact him at edwardchang@prospectivedoctor.com. Follow him on Twitter @EdwardChangMD and Prospective Doctor @ProspectiveDr.

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